And if they do hold in your booty, they have no interest in holding your waist.
15. You’ve heard this song sung to you more than you’ve heard your own name.
22. A skirt or dress that’s the appropriate length in front is all sorts of revealing in back.
28. Between all its calls and texts, your butt has a more active social life than you do.
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