1. The only kind of vacations you're interested in are beach vacations.
2. Perk: You end up saving money because you don't need to spend money on fancy tourist things to have fun.
These sights ^ makes you happier than all the sightseeing in the world ever could.
3. You don't remember what your body looks like without tan lines on it.
4. On the contrary, you feel weird and uncomfortable when it's been a while and you start to pale.
5. Your wardrobe consists almost entirely of tank tops and cutoffs.
6. And you're a shopaholic when it comes to bathing suits, flip-flops, and sunglasses.
7. Your Instagram profile looks like this:
Bonus: All your friends in colder places bitching at you for giving them FOMO.