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    19 Puns That Only Desis Will Understand

    Keep calm and curry on.

    1. Which tree is always wearing an undershirt?

    2. Why is it so expensive for Ravana to go clubbing?

    3. Why are desi bananas so lonely?

    4. What did Dominos pizza say to make its competitors go away?

    5. At a job interview at Microsoft, the interviewer asked the applicant to "name four versions of Java."

    6. Why do desis get offended every time they take out the trash?

    7. Why did the desi astronaut send a rose to the moon?

    8. What did one milk carton say to the other?

    9. How do fat desis get to work?

    10. Why do all the vegetables have a crush on the eggplant?

    11. Why do desis eat when they're stressed?

    12. What's the biggest contradiction in Tamil cinema?

    13. What did one pea say to the other?

    14. What type of bread stays complete, even if you eat it?

    15. What do true Bollywood fans eat?

    16. Why is selling mangoes considered a humble profession?

    17. What do the police do to people who steal eggs?

    18. What do you call the Indian emblem?

    19. What is a desi's favorite type of cheese?