Buzz·Posted on Sep 4, 201319 Puns That Only Desis Will UnderstandKeep calm and curry on.by Rega JhaBuzzFeed India ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Which tree is always wearing an undershirt? facebook.com 2. Why is it so expensive for Ravana to go clubbing? therodinhoods.com Because the cover charge is Rs. 5,000 per head. 3. Why are desi bananas so lonely? marcjohns.com Because they are all a-kela. 4. What did Dominos pizza say to make its competitors go away? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF funnyordie.com Pizza HUT! 5. At a job interview at Microsoft, the interviewer asked the applicant to "name four versions of Java." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF bollypop.in Desi response: "Mar java, mit java, lut java, mai sadkay java." 6. Why do desis get offended every time they take out the trash? mydoorsign.com Because they think this sign is swearing at them: 7. Why did the desi astronaut send a rose to the moon? bikanervala.co.nz Because he loved gulab ja-moon. 8. What did one milk carton say to the other? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF gifstumblr.com "What's up, dood?" 9. How do fat desis get to work? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF ki-gandh-paya.tumblr.com On motacycles. 10. Why do all the vegetables have a crush on the eggplant? Facebook: theheadbanginghostess Because its body is bangain. 11. Why do desis eat when they're stressed? files.coloribus.com Because they were told this: 12. What's the biggest contradiction in Tamil cinema? rightyaleft.com Rajnikant. Because there's nothing Rajni can't do. 13. What did one pea say to the other? reddit.com I don't know, they were muttering. 14. What type of bread stays complete, even if you eat it? poojasweets.com Puri. 15. What do true Bollywood fans eat? bestofdesijokes.blogspot.com 16. Why is selling mangoes considered a humble profession? thehindu.com Because mangoes are sold by the aam aadmi. 17. What do the police do to people who steal eggs? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF amolwebmaster.blogspot.com Put them unda arrest. 18. What do you call the Indian emblem? facebook.com 19. What is a desi's favorite type of cheese? deathbypuns.quora.com Humanity.