25 Pieces Of Evidence Proving Stabler Is The Perfect Partner

This SVU hottie puts the “law” in “flawless.”

1. He looks great in a suit.

2. Aaaand he looks even better not in it.

No, really. Someone call a detective, because HE’S STOLEN MY HEART.


4. They even pair well with glasses.

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5. He’ll keep your secrets because like… His job has made him really good at that.

6. And he’ll entertain you for hours.

7. He’s got your back in literally any physical altercation.

8. Because cops are sometimes pretty good at that kinda thing.

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9. And he’ll hold his own in a trash-talk showdown, too.

10. Despite having worked on a billion cases, his heart is so big that he gets emotionally invested in each one.

11. Just like he’ll get emotionally invested in you.

12. Things will never get boring, because he’s totally into the chase.

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13. He has a 97% case closure rate… So you can trust him to solve the mysteries of your heart.

14. He’s a protective father.

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15. He knows that you’re strong and independent and can take care of yourself.

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16. But he’ll take care of you anyway.

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17. And make sacrifices for you.

18. Seriously, there is nobody more loyal. Anywhere.

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20. But he has a romantic side, too.

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21. So he believes, philosophically, in pleasing you.

22. Whether it’s over dinner…

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23. Or elsewhere.

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24. Being a cop and all, he’s licensed to wield more than one kind of weapon.

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25. And, although there’s absolutely nothing mysterious about wanting some Stabler in your life…

His entrances are always accompanied by that all-too-familiar “funky mystery music.”

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