Buzz·Posted on 11 Feb 201632 Indian Comedians' Most Retweeted Jokes On TwitterNot counting the ones they've deleted because someone or the other got offended.by Rega JhaBuzzFeed Editor-in-Chief, IndiaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Siddharth Dudeja @sidudeja Girl: Can you do a British accent? Me: Yes. Girl: Say something. Me: tum saala gulaam log meri jooti ke neeche rahega. 08:11 PM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sahil Shah @SahilBulla Indian mother logic: After 1 missed call: He is busy. I'll call later. After 2 calls: Why is he so busy? After 3 calls: Oh no. He's dead. 03:30 PM - 14 May 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Adhiraj Singh @UudBilawManus In DJ wale babu the girl nags the guy for one thing throughout and the guy tells her to chill he will do everything but never what she asks. 08:33 AM - 01 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. U.T.S.A.V @Shockraborty Chetan Bhagat bibliography: "I had sex in IIT." "I had sex in IIM." "I had sex during Godhra." "Call centre sex." "Hi guys! Sex." 06:35 PM - 14 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Azeem Banatwalla @TheBanat List of unforgivable sins, according to Indian mothers: 5. Drugs 4. Theft 3. Murder 2. Premarital Sex 1. Why didn't you eat dinner at home? 06:23 AM - 08 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sonali Thakker @SonaliThakker Marital Status Checkbox in India - 1) Single 1) Married 3) Log Kya Kahenge 09:25 AM - 14 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. radhika vaz @radvaz #PahlajNihalani is definitely the guy who prematurely ejaculates. There is no other reason to be upset by long kisses. 06:30 AM - 21 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sumukhi Suresh @sumukhisuresh Please dont call a vada a savoury doughnut. It's like introducing your brother as "not my sister" 07:04 PM - 05 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. वरुण @varungrover Adele's Hello is angrezon ka 'Sunn raha hai na tu'. 06:04 PM - 06 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Neeti Palta @neetipalta Good to know a cow can now step out after dark and wear what she likes #BeefBan #MainBhiCowPlease 10:53 AM - 03 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Aditi Mittal @awryaditi "look, you're almost 25, it's high time you find someone who can rape you with out any legal consequence." -Indian Parents 04:34 AM - 30 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Papa CJ @PapaCJ Can't imagine how bad @British_Airways service must be. They managed to do what 24 years of sledging didn't - make @sachin_rt lose his cool. 07:39 AM - 13 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Sapan Verma @sapanv Apparently Dilwale is all about SRK and Kajol posing in front of Windows 98 wallpapers. 04:41 PM - 09 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Abhishek Upmanyu @AbhiUpmanyu Feminists, or as normal people call them, normal people. 08:05 AM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Angad Singh Ranyal @PiratedSardar Friend from Delhi- Wow!! Girls can travel late in Mumbai Friend from Harayana- Wow!! You have girls here 12:00 PM - 15 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Khamba @gkhamba Bas ek speech mein bol do..fuck pakistan..bas Dude…no Please yaar…ek toh there liye Taj Mahal saaf karaaya NO 03:09 AM - 25 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sanjay Manaktala @smanak The most Indian thing about the Coldplay video is the reaction. 06:46 AM - 31 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Biswa Kalyan Rath @kalyanrath One thing is clear from the Aamir Khan incident. We need more jobs in India. 11:52 AM - 26 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Tanmay Bhat @thetanmay Blue doing a concert in India Blue: One looove... Audience: DHADKAN KAHE!!!! Blue: ?????????? 05:53 PM - 18 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Varun Thakur @VarunmThakur Don't understand why Star Sports advertises on Star Sports asking people watching Star Sports to watch Star Sports. #WC15 05:54 AM - 15 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Karthik Kumar @evamkarthik On behalf of the nation of #SouthIndia we apologize to our neighbouring friendly #NorthIndia for unleashing #prabhudeva as a director on u. 05:20 AM - 06 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Ashish Shakya @stupidusmaximus I wish civilian protesters and journalists would stop attacking Delhi cops by walking into their sticks and fists. 08:43 AM - 01 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Kanan Gill @KananGill Aamir Khan pushes the envelope once again by being offended by things without watching them. 06:14 PM - 10 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Kenny Sebastian @knowkenny Every guide in Agra: This monument was covered in gold and diamonds. Me: Can't see any, What happened? Guide: British took it. Me: oh. 10:08 AM - 09 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Atul Khatri @one_by_two Father's day in Delhi must be insane na? Guys with guns running around shooting & screaming Tu Jaanta Hain Mera Baap Kaun Hain?? 05:24 AM - 15 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Rohan @mojorojo Me watching Jessica Jones; "WTF ALL CHARACTERS ARE WOMEN, THE MEN ARE EITHER BAD OR EYE CANohh. Okay. Ah. So that's what that feels like." 06:53 AM - 28 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. 28. Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88 "Dude, do you smoke?" "Yes." "Do your parents know you smoke?" "Yes." "Do you smoke in front of them?" "Dude, they know I masturbate too..." 04:03 PM - 22 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Amogh Ranadive @amoghranadive Fear Factor is basically Masterchef China. 09:30 AM - 06 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Abish Mathew @abishmathew If I made my jokes any cleaner, I'd have to sell it as hand sanitizer! 05:07 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. José Covaco @HoeZaay Aishwarya Rai Bachchan in Jazbaa shows everyone what it's like for people in Mumbai when we see an empty rickshaw.. 10:51 AM - 26 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Cyrus Broacha @BoredBroacha The good news is that I may never tweet again. 05:14 AM - 18 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite