1. R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)” is an inimitable cultural masterpiece. It is iconic, important, and a cornerstone of our times.
4. And, as we all bore witness in awe, he aced it.
5. Congratulations. We all now live in a better world.
- Uber finally laid out hard rules for riders: No guns, sex, or barfing, please 🚗❌