Buzz·Posted on Dec 28, 201328 Important New Year's Resolutions Every Twentysomething Should MakeRepeat after me: I will stop being a shitshow.by Rega JhaBuzzFeed India ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. I will stop posting incriminating pictures of myself on the World Wide Web. doblelol.com Will last until: Your third drink New Year's Eve, when you feel a real need to start Instagrammin' selfies with your tequila. 2. I will stop pretending to have read books and articles that I haven't actually read. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox Broadcasting Company / Via wifflegif.com Will last until: Your boss asks you if you read that one New Yorker article and you know you can get away with saying yes. 3. I will stop replacing real showers with dry shampoo. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via wifflegif.com Will last until: Your first day of work in the new year, when you're reunited with the snooze button aka your best friend. 4. I will send fewer mass Snapchats. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF blog.bluecornerstore.co.uk Will last until: Your first good hair day in 2014. 5. I will stop falling asleep with my contacts still in my eyes. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF reddit.com Will last until: Your first glamorous Netflix binge-until-you-pass-out session. 6. I will stop letting my dishes pile up until I'm harboring a small ecosystem in my sink. collectorcare.blogspot.com Will last until: Mayyyybe next Sunday. 7. I will stop routinely checking up on my ex via four different social media platforms. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF HBO / Via changinginthecity.wordpress.com Will last until: I mean, now that you've been reminded, probably as soon as you're done reading this. 8. I will stop defining "cleaning my apartment" as "hiding the hair balls and pizza boxes." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MTV / Via whatshouldtheatrecallme.tumblr.com Will last until: Tomorrow, when you tell yourself, "I'll clean next weekend." 9. And I will stop defining "doing groceries" as "grabbing a six-pack on my way home." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF whatshouldtheatrecallme.tumblr.com Will last until: The first time you do groceries for real like an adult and remember that, actually, you're too poor to be buying things like kale and wine. 10. I will at least THINK about the gym once a week. And I will actually go to it at least once in the year. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Universal Pictures / Via definitelyraining.com Will last until: You remember how good not moving feels. 11. I will stop using poor logic to allow myself to shop for things I don't need. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF perezhilton.com Will last until: The first time you think, Well, I spent $3 less than usual on lunch today, so I really do deserve these $140 shoes... 12. I will stop calling in sick via email sent at 7:45 a.m. when I'm really in the pink of health. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Paramount Pictures / Via imgur.com Will last until: The morning after 2014's first rager. New year, new hangovers, let's gooo. 13. I will stop letting "out of sight, out of mind" be my philosophy towards friend who live more than five minutes away. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Warner Bros / Via gifs-for-the-masses.tumblr.com Will last until: The end of the first (and only) Skype session you have with a long-distance friend, thereby sating your guilt. 14. I will stop ordering takeout five nights a week and then wondering why I'm bloated and poor. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via uproxx.com Will last until: You walk into your kitchen, open your fridge, stare blankly into it for five minutes, and finally understand the meaning of despair. 15. I will stop falling for this trick and staying up until 5 a.m. on weeknights: Netflix.com Will last until: The new season of House of Cards airs on Netflix. 16. I will stop using books as an interior decor fixture and attempt to open them once in a while. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Nickelodeon / Via mashable.com Will last until: Page 4 or 5. Happy napping. 17. I will stop tweeting boring, mundane updates about my life that, truly, nobody does or should care about. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via uproxx.com Will last until: Five minutes ago? 18. I will stop opening tabs at bars and then becoming everyone's best friend under the influence of alcohol aka generosity juice. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF nyc.brightestyoungthings.com Will last until: Round two. 19. I will stop buying new underwear instead of doing laundry regularly. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via gifbin.com Will last until: One night a few months from now when you've exhausted every possible underwear substitute (hello, bikini bottoms) and your laziness hits its peak. 20. I will stop Facebook stalking old high school classmates strictly to judge all their life choices. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox Searchlight / Via kirstenlovesherspikebot.tumblr.com Will last until: Your first "I need an ego boost right now" of the year. 21. I will stop making romantic decisions based on the tiny part of my psyche that is a 12-year-old girl. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox Searchlight / Via ragingraiders13.tumblr.com Will last until: A month and a half from now aka Feb. 14 aka the day you text every romantic prospect in your phonebook with a beautifully casual "Hey, you out tonight?" 22. I will stop forgetting my friends' birthdays and then overcompensating with gifts of alcohol. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF teen.com Will last until: Your friends' birthdays. 23. I will stop using Emojis as a crutch to sustain the rapid decline in my ability to express sincere emotion. twicsy.com Will last until: The next time you have to text someone flaking out of dinner plans and you remember how much easier it is to say "[1 billion heart Emojis]" than "I'm sorry and I really do consider you a dear friend and I hope I will be able to make it up to you soon." 24. I will hit "snooze" less. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF theweekmagazine.tumblr.com Will last until: Like, tomorrow. 25. I will stop spending money as if I have a vault full of gold at Gringotts. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF collegecandy.com Will last until: The next time Zara goes on sale. 26. I will stop having a deathly phobia of pieces of paper that outline my financial goings-on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF hillandknowlton.co.uk Will last until: You receive an envelope with the words "Sallie Mae" on them and immediately start crying. 27. I will stop succumbing to FOMO. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF NBC / Via nerdwallet.com Will last until: You check Instagram. 28. I will stop spending all my time procrastinating on the internet instead of doing work. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Fox Broadcasting Company / Via thatsridicarus.soup.io Will last until: Let's be honest. This one never even got off the ground.