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How Grown-Up Are You Actually?

Who are you kidding.

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Fox / Via newgirl.wikia.com
  1. Check off all the statements that are true for you:

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    I know what a 401(k) is.
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    I have set up a 401(k) for myself.
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    I do my laundry regularly.
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    I never buy new underwear as a substitute for doing laundry.
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    I go to bed at a reasonable hour every weeknight.
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    I pay my own rent.
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    I pay my own cable bill.
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    I pay my own electric bill.
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    I have a credit card.
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    And I regularly pay off my own credit card bills.
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    I am not on my parents’ cell phone plan.
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    I do dishes regularly.
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    I never let dishes pile up in my sink.
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    I own furniture.
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    I own some furniture that isn’t from Ikea.
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    I eat at least three meals every day.
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    I eat three balanced meals every day.
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    I only go to McDonald’s once a year.
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    And even then, I regret it.
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    I have a five-year plan.
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    I have a savings account.
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    I enjoy the taste of salad.
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    I can distinguish salad dressings from one another.
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    I am often angered by teenagers.
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    I file my taxes earlier than the week they're due.
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    I voluntarily read the news.
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    I am interested in current affairs around the world.
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    I enjoy the taste of wine.
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    I enjoy the taste of whiskey.
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    I never hit “snooze” on my alarm more than once.
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    I own dry shampoo.
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    But never use it because I shower regularly.
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    I can cook an entire meal without consulting a recipe.
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    I've read books that weren't on my high school reading list.
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    My résumé doesn't have any high school achievements on it.
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    I get an annual health check-up.
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    I have checked my credit score.
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    I have a decent credit score.
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    I either have, or am pursuing, gainful employment.
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    I have sent a thank-you note.
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    I have an email signature.
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    I disapprove of some currently "cool" slang.
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    I voluntarily go to the gym sometimes.
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    I have been in a serious relationship.
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    "Oh my god I'm turning into Mom/Dad" is a thought I've had.
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    I have had a haircut that I regret.
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    I have left a bar because it was "too loud."
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    I prefer bars with medium-level music and ample seating.
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    I have close friendships that have lasted several years.
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    I realize that nobody ever really feels like a grown-up.

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