1. Chinese: white, rude, Asian, and smart!
2. Swedes: tall, square-headed, happy, tan.
3. Israelis: white, racist, beautiful, and obsessed with Tony Soprano.
4. Canadians: afraid of the dark, arrogant, annoying…but nice!
5. Brits: rude, attractive, angry, and sooo mean to Americans.
6. French: dirty, stylish, and possibly racist.
7. Italians: loud, mean, and dark.
8. Turks: white, big-nosed, racist, and social media savvy!
9. Thais: all about those cats and dogs.
10. Iranians: pretty hateful, apparently. But they’re OK with pork.
11. Germans: hobbies include digging holes, liking poop, hating America, and drinking warm beer.
12. Egyptians: worship cats, hate Obama.
13. Ethiopians: fast, hungry, skinny, and fair.
14. Vietnamese: all about those nail salons.
15. Filipinos: rude, weird, short, but proud!
16. Japanese: weird, short, skinny, smart.
17. Mexicans: ghetto, short, white, loud.
18. Russians: bad drivers, crazy, rude, homophobic.
19. Nigerians: may or may not be good in bed, black, and faithful.
20. Pakistanis: both Arab and not Arab. Also Asian.
…And also white.
21. Bangladeshis: dark, ugly, short…beautiful.
22. Indonesians: short, Muslim, dark, rude.
23. Brazilians: beautiful, annoying, black, pretty.
24. Indians: Asian, black, white, and caucasian.
25. Koreans: hot, good at games, and “good at lol.”
But hold up. Are Koreans really just…Chinese?!
26. And, finally, Americans: stupid, rude, tall, lazy.
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