1. When you're taking stock the night before a dry day:
2. Rehearsing for your friend's sangeet:
3. When road building work in your area means your wifi won't work for three days:
4. When you inexplicably catch yourself thinking about joining Shaadi.com:
5. When you hear your favourite artist is touring India:
6. When your parents are dragging you to some family friend's distant relative's neighbour's party:
7. When you start attending morning lectures to save your pathetic attendance:
8. When you realise you're every rishta-bringer's worst nightmare:
9. Every time there's butter chicken and naan in front of you:
10. When you realise your parents probably know you smoke but they don't know that you know that they know:
11. When you call your daaru delivery dude for 16 more Kingfisher Ultras at 3 a.m.:
12. When a club has a ₹ 2,000 entry:
13. When you're at the movie theatre and you sit back down after the national anthem:
14. When your internet dies and you had an episode 90% downloaded:
15. When everyone on your Facebook timeline just attended weddings in Goa:
16. When you're flying Air India but come to your senses at the last moment:
17. When yet another insane ban is announced:
18. When a relative asks if you're dating anyone:
19. When you think it's going for a 6 but it bounces and goes for a 4:
20. When your friend is flipping out about the Bigg Boss finale:
21. Sitting in traffic for hours at peak traffic times:
22. Aaaand driving on the exact same roads after midnight:
23. When it's a government holiday and you have zero clues as to why:
24. And even today, in 2015, when you turn on the TV and find a Friends re-run playing:
