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Your Secret Guide To Winning At Freshman Year

Here's the advice you won't find in an orientation packet.

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5. If you intend to start drinking in college, start slow. You don't want your first drink to be the jungle juice at SigEp's orientation party.


Fruit punch and Everclear is a lot more dangerous than it tastes and you will end up on Texts From Last Night.

12. Take that clothes iron out of your suitcase right now. You will not iron anything for four years.

15. Figure out which energy drink does the trick for you.


There are Red Bull people, and there are Monster people. There are coffee people, and there are 5-Hour Energy people. Which are you? Figure it out now, because the night before your first final is too late for trial and error.

17. Don't expect to be BFFs with your randomly assigned roommate, or anyone you meet the first week of school.


Sure, it could happen, but chances are your real life-long friends will come along a little later, and in unexpected ways.

The next four years will fly by and you're gonna wanna remember them. Congrats, kiddos!

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