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23 Very Important Demands That Indian Citizens Have Already Made Of Modi

AB KI BAAR, KUCH KARO PLEASE SAAR.

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1. This guy knows that Modi is the answer to India's spelling and grammar troubles:

. @NarendraModi Saar, please make it illegal to confuse spellings of 'loose' and 'lose'.

Deepak@chuck_gopal

. @NarendraModi Saar, please make it illegal to confuse spellings of 'loose' and 'lose'.

2:33 AM - 16 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. And this dude just wants Modi to help him watch quality TV:

.@narendramodi, Sir ji aaj game of thrones ka episode nahi aaya. aap kuch kar sakte hai kya?

Last bench boy@Fivepm

.@narendramodi, Sir ji aaj game of thrones ka episode nahi aaya. aap kuch kar sakte hai kya?

3:01 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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3. For some, Modi will be the solution to unwanted Facebook notifications:

Mr. Modi, as soon as you become PM of India, request you to look after the unwanted Candy Crush request we all have been getting on Facebook

FB Wale Dude Baba@FBwaleDB

Mr. Modi, as soon as you become PM of India, request you to look after the unwanted Candy Crush request we all have been getting on Facebook

6:03 AM - 24 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. And this person's just trying to get her drink on:

Dear Narendra Modi ...voted for you . Now let's have good days in India . No more dry days please #mumbaivotes

Angry Bombay Girl@shadymumbai

Dear Narendra Modi ...voted for you . Now let's have good days in India . No more dry days please
#mumbaivotes

4:55 AM - 24 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Vardan is extremely worried about Modi's vocal chords:

Dear @narendramodi sir, please take care of your health. Something is wrong with your vocal chords. We are with you always.

vardan@vardanatulshah

Dear @narendramodi sir, please take care of your health. Something is wrong with your vocal chords. We are with you always.

2:46 PM - 21 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. This guy just wants to GTFO:

Diyar @narendramodi ji please send me to US...oh wait...

Brumby 12th Pass @brownbrumby

Diyar @narendramodi ji please send me to US...oh wait...

9:05 AM - 20 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. For some, Modi is the answer to romantic woes:

Dear .@narendramodi everybody says "achhe din aane wale hai", can you please tell her to unblock me and give me my "achhe din". Plz.

SundayTweeter@SundayTweeter

Dear
.@narendramodi everybody says "achhe din aane wale hai", can you please tell her to unblock me and give me my "achhe din".
Plz.

9:30 AM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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8. It seems to be a trend:

Modi ji, please help me, some women whom I don't know & ain't concerned either have not only blocked me, but stalk my account day & night

Ra_Bies@Ra_Bies

Modi ji, please help me, some women whom I don't know & ain't concerned either have not only blocked me, but stalk my account day & night

1:54 AM - 17 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. For others, he's a source of quick travel points:

Dear @narendramodi can you please help sponsor some of my travel with the frequent flyer miles you've accumulated in this election?

Madhu Menon@madmanweb

Dear @narendramodi can you please help sponsor some of my travel with the frequent flyer miles you've accumulated in this election?

10:19 AM - 12 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Modi is getting requests to feed people free food:

I wish to attend the swearing-in ceremony just to eat that food. All of it! @narendramodi ji can you help please? *with a cherry on top* :P

Gossisippi@BhatakBhawani

I wish to attend the swearing-in ceremony just to eat that food. All of it! @narendramodi ji can you help please? *with a cherry on top* :P

7:41 AM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. And he's getting requests from people who want to feed him:

@narendramodi dada I am a professionally qualified chef but no job yet . Every one say no vacancy my dada please help me dada .

Chef anilkamath@AnilKamath26

@narendramodi dada I am a professionally qualified chef but no job yet . Every one say no vacancy my dada please help me dada .

12:10 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. People are demanding that Modi become a poet:

I dedicate a poem to Har Har Modi.. Chalti hai gaadi udti hai dhool... People call me bloody fool.... Sir please read it in your next rally

Tajinder Bhasad Bagg@Bug_stops

I dedicate a poem to Har Har Modi..
Chalti hai gaadi udti hai dhool...
People call me bloody fool....

Sir please read it in your next rally

8:53 AM - 20 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. Some requests are excited and environment-conscious:

@narendramodi Sir ji!! Namastey!!..Could u do me a favor??!!..Please command people to avoid using plastic covers sir..

Yucfm@Yucfm

@narendramodi Sir ji!! Namastey!!..Could u do me a favor??!!..Please command people to avoid using plastic covers sir..

12:17 PM - 27 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. And some are... Well... A little more personal:

@narendramodi sir I passed 6th year of classical vocal indian music. i want to make career in this ..sir help me please.

rajatshreerama@rajatshreerama

@narendramodi sir I passed 6th year of classical vocal indian music. i want to make career in this ..sir help me please.

10:29 AM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. THIS GUY WANTS A NEW TRAIN AND HE WANTS IT BAD:

SIR FIRST I CONGRATS TO YOU FOR THE PART OF SIR NARENDRA MODI CABIENT'S SIR I REQUEST YOU FOR START DADAR BIKANER DAILY TRAIN FROM DADAR

DEEPAKVARDHAN@DEEPAKVARDHAN

SIR FIRST I CONGRATS TO YOU FOR THE PART OF SIR NARENDRA MODI CABIENT'S SIR I REQUEST YOU FOR START DADAR BIKANER DAILY TRAIN FROM DADAR

6:21 AM - 27 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. AND THIS GUY JUST WANTS TO HELP BUT WHY IS HE YELLING:

#ModiCabinet SIR I WANT TO WORK WITH U PEOPLE SIR IN CORRUPTION CASES PLS SIR MODI SIR ITS A HUMBLE REQUEST FOR U SIR

swaroop@swaroopkhanna

#ModiCabinet SIR I WANT TO WORK WITH U PEOPLE SIR IN CORRUPTION CASES PLS SIR MODI SIR ITS A HUMBLE REQUEST FOR U SIR

6:45 AM - 29 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. Speaking of yelling, this seems like an important use of Modi's time:

I Request Modi ji to click 1 more Selfie showing middle finger to frustrated Arnab :-) #SelfieWithModi #DigVijaySingh

Ache Din Aa Gaye :)@amit_manwani

I Request Modi ji to click 1 more Selfie showing middle finger to frustrated Arnab :-) #SelfieWithModi #DigVijaySingh

1:52 PM - 30 Apr 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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18. Prashant just wants to help Modi "rock the stage," whatever that entails:

@narendramodi Respected sir Congrats .....I want you to rock the stage and let me help you by any chance.

prashant@PrashantPohare

@narendramodi Respected sir Congrats .....I want you to rock the stage and let me help you by any chance.

3:56 PM - 26 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. And others are helping already, by giving him social media advice:

@narendramodi Please put one pic of yours with Atal ji on FB. This is a small request. Please fulfill.

Firebrand@amitdhanpat

@narendramodi Please put one pic of yours with Atal ji on FB. This is a small request. Please fulfill.

11:00 PM - 25 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. Very, very specific social media advice:

Dear @narendramodi ji,I as a citizen of India humbly request U 2 pls change your twitter DP,should be inside 7 RCR with a plate of a Dhokla!

r@$hy Hindustani@RashadIkmal

Dear @narendramodi ji,I as a citizen of India humbly request U 2 pls change your twitter DP,should be inside 7 RCR with a plate of a Dhokla!

10:01 AM - 27 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21. A little aggressive and angry advice:

Sir @narendramodi, please sue facebook for showing your page under "Entertainment pages you may like".

Don@Juuism

Sir @narendramodi, please sue facebook for showing your page under "Entertainment pages you may like".

7:00 AM - 03 Nov 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. Then there are the requests that both well-meaning and ominous:

Narendra Modi sir - Please be careful.

23. And the ones that are 100% a mystery to us all:

@narendramodi sir i have a small request

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