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13 Books That Would've Been Written If Harry Potter Were Indian

Harry Potter And The Dabba Of Secrets.

1. Harry lures Voldemort to Manali in a ploy to destroy him using a muggle medication made from an enchanting plant.

2. The trio travel to Delhi after Voldemort curses AAP, causing it to crumble each time it receives any votes.

3. Arthur Weasley adds everyone to a group on WhatsApp. Death Eaters track Harry using his "Last Seen" and location.

4. The trio get concerned that foul play is afoot when Ron orders headphones and receives a chess set instead.

5. Harry has to identify the Horcrux amongst thirty plastic bags inside a slightly larger plastic bag.

6. After discovering that Modi's pinstriped suit is a Horcrux, Harry becomes a builder to raise ₹ 4 crores and buy it.

7. Death Eaters poison Hermione at the Hogg's Head, so Harry competes in the Teen Jaadugar Samelan to win the antidote.

8. Like a reverse-Room of Requirement, Harry's cookie box is mysteriously full of sewing supplies.

9. A ban on pranks leaves the Weasley twins unemployed, forcing Harry to fight for their freedom.

10. Sick of all the letching and leering that follows her around Hogsmeade, Hermione and Harry go on a mission to heavily crucio all her street harassers.

11. Harry tracks the source of his most annoying phonecalls and traces them back to a company called Voldafone.

12. Severus launches a full-scale investigation after finding his ice-cream tub full of dal, even after all this time, always.

13. McGonagall finds her 4-year-old TV remote outside its plastic wrapping and immediately knows the apocalypse is looming near.