1.
"I'm so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away."
2.
"Look at this catwheel. I'm so cathletic."
3.
"I'm extremely well-read and litter-ate. My favorite book is The Great Catsby. I also don't mind Of Mice And Men."
4.
"I am pawsitively sexy."
5.
"Got a new purr coat and I'm feline good."
6.
"Don't mind me. Just baskin' in my own pawesomeness."
7.
"Call me Meowley Cyrus, because I can't stop and I won't stop."
8.
"I'm difurrent, yeah, I'm difurrent."
9.
"I mustache you a question. Aren't these cat's whiskers just the cat's whiskers?"
10.
"Am I Pawllywood ready or what."
11.
"Yeah, I'm a pretty great writer. They call me J.R.R. Tolkitten."
12.
"I'm a yoga master. Look at this perfect cataranga."
13.
"Don't worry about him, he's my pawdyguard."
14.
"Are you tailing me? Well, I hear imitation is the sincerest form of cattery."
15.
"I'm so tall, I could climb the highest meowntain."
16.
"Me? Walk? What am I, a clawmonner?"
17.
"BuzzFeed? MORE LIKE FUZZFEED, AMIRITE?"
