17 Cats Who Just Want To Have Pun

You have cat to be kitten me right meow.

1. “I’m so purrfect that whenever I meet a pretty girl, I whisker away.”

2. “Look at this catwheel. I’m so cathletic.”

3. “I’m extremely well-read and litter-ate. My favorite book is The Great Catsby. I also don’t mind Of Mice And Men.

4. “I am pawsitively sexy.”

5. “Got a new purr coat and I’m feline good.”

6. “Don’t mind me. Just baskin’ in my own pawesomeness.”

7. “Call me Meowley Cyrus, because I can’t stop and I won’t stop.”

8. “I’m difurrent, yeah, I’m difurrent.”

9. “I mustache you a question. Aren’t these cat’s whiskers just the cat’s whiskers?”

10. “Am I Pawllywood ready or what.”

11. “Yeah, I’m a pretty great writer. They call me J.R.R. Tolkitten.”

12. “I’m a yoga master. Look at this perfect cataranga.”

13. “Don’t worry about him, he’s my pawdyguard.”

14. “Are you tailing me? Well, I hear imitation is the sincerest form of cattery.”

15. “I’m so tall, I could climb the highest meowntain.”

16. “Me? Walk? What am I, a clawmonner?”


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