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My Fellow Indians, I'm Sorry To Break This News: Our Prime Minister Has A Mullet

Modi ji. I love you. But we need to talk.

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It's widely acknowledged that our honourable Prime Minister Narendra Damodardas Modi Ji Sir is a goddamn stud.

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For instance, in the GIF above, he's sporting a suit with his own name pinstriped onto it. WHAT A GUY.

His sartorial decisions have ALWAYS been on-point, as has his grooming and personal style. Mmmmmmmhm.

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You've really gotta admire a man who really admires himself.

But lately... I hate to say this... Please don't send me death threats... Lately, his hair has been... I mean...

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Sir, is that a...

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Guys, I swear I love my country. I'm not anti-national. I stand up for the national anthem even when I'm alone in my house. But...

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I've been wondering for days AND NOW, MODI JI, I AM SORRY BUT I HAVE TO ASK.

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SIR, IS THAT A MULLET?

*Applies for anticipatory bail*
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*Applies for anticipatory bail*

Me IRL:

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Reader, here's a quick history lesson. Observe, if you will, the three photographs below, all taken in November of 2015.

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Here's the tragically irrelevant Jay Sean admiring the back of Modi Ji's exposed neck on November 13, 2015.

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Here's another dude marvelling at Modi Ji's non-mulletted neck-back, also in November, 2015.

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And this is Modi Ji meeting a fellow world leader on December 24, 2015, still gloriously un-mulleted.

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BUT THEN. FAST FORWARD TO MARCH OF 2016.

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AND SUDDENLY WE ARE A NATION WITH A MULLET AT OUR HELM.

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SIR, YOU'VE GOTTA UNDERSTAND. NOT ALL DEVELOPMENT IS GOOD DEVELOPMENT.

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AND THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT WE SHOULDN'T MAKE IN INDIA.

(We shouldn't make mullets in India.)(Also, jokes about 2002.)
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(We shouldn't make mullets in India.)

(Also, jokes about 2002.)

Modi ji, I love you. I have always loved you. My mom is starting to worry that I'll die unwed because I'll always love you and only you. But this mullet situation made even ME take a step back.

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Thank you for your time, reader. Say it with me: #NoMoreModiMullet2k16

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