1. Last night on Conan, Aziz Ansari announced his new fashion line, “Aziz Ansari’s Saris,” saris with Aziz’s face on them.
2. Aziz is the best sari designer of all, because the word “sari” is LITERALLY IN HIS LAST NAME.
3. They’re perfect for the gym…
4. And for the club!
5. Watch the full Conan product launch here:
6. Even though this concept is 100% a joke, I would like to state, for the record, that if these saris really did exist, I would wear them everyday.
- The White House defended rolling back Obama-era transgender protections, with Sean Spicer repeatedly insisting it's a "states' rights issue."
- Recreational marijuana needs "greater enforcement" of federal law, said Spicer, pitting the White House against eight states that legalized its use.
- A researcher with Human Rights Watch was denied entry into Israel earlier this week with the country's government calling the human rights organization "propaganda."
- Beyoncé has pulled out of performing at Coachella, citing doctors' advice about keeping a less rigorous schedule while pregnant 🐝😭