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Indian Singles, This 3-Question Quiz Will Tell You Why You Aren't Married

The next time someone asks why you're not married yet, gently remind them that you're honestly just too special. Nobody can date you because they're threatened by your perfection. Tsk.

AUNTY I AM INHERENTLY UNLOVABLE

The next time someone asks why you aren't married yet, gently remind them that it's not POSSIBLE to find love when you spend all your time alone in your room watching documentaries on the internet.

AUNTY I AM DESTINED TO DIE ALONE

The next time someone asks why you aren't married yet, gently remind them that there are now cobwebs where your ability to love and cuddle once was. You've been single for SO LONG at this point, it's pretty uncertain whether you even remember how to flirt and hold hands and share milkshakes with another human.

AUNTY TBH I AM JUST TOO GOOD AT BEING SINGLE AT THIS POINT

The next time someone asks why you aren't married yet, gently remind them that you're literally TOO BUSY to find a suitor because 23 of your 24 daily hours are spent browsing memes on the internet and tagging your friends. Scratch that last part, actually, because you don't even have friends left. Yay!!!!!

AUNTY I AM IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP WITH MEMES

The next time someone asks why you aren't married yet, gently remind them that cats exist and therefore their question is totally invalid. Who needs a husband or wife when you can have a kitty instead? Who needs to share a bank account and raise children together when you can have SCRATCH MARKS AND INSTAGRAMS? What the fuck, aunty?

WHO NEEDS LOVE WHEN THERE ARE CATS, AUNTY?

The next time someone asks why you aren't married yet, gently remind them that it's EXTREMELY difficult to find love when you're so busy shovelling buckets of biryani into your mouth and injecting pizza into your bloodstream by IV. Literally who needs a spouse when you can instead have Magic Masala. I can't think of a SINGLE benefit provided by a husband that isn't also provided by ice-cream. NOT. EVEN. ONE. AUNTY.

AUNTY I WILL NOT AGREE TO MARRY ANYTHING EXCEPT FOOD

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Indian Singles, This 3-Question Quiz Will Tell You Why You Aren't Married

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