Are You Ready For Summer?
PHEW. You, like any sane and normal human being, are READY for this CRUEL, LONG winter to be gone. Screw you, cold. Good bye, snowstorms. See you later, Polar Vortex. Won't miss you at all, icy sidewalks. You're the worst, negative temperatures. HELLO, SUMMER. READY WHEN YOU ARE.
What? Do you hate joy? Do you literally loathe happiness? Is your hobby to kill dreams? Do you spend your free time telling children that Santa isn't real? Is "BEING A VAMPIRE" a special skill on your resumé? I don't understand. What is happening? Take this quiz again. You failed.