1. Please, for your own good, watch this flawless rendition of the legendary Bappi Lahiri’s football song, written in tribute to the ongoing FIFA World Cup.
3. Watch the full version here. We are forever in your debt, sir. Thank you for everything.
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- This 23--year-old got her lost driver's license back in the mail along with a hilarious thank you note 📝😂