52 Hilarious And Spot-On Tweets From #BuzzFeedPakistan

The hashtag #BuzzFeedPakistan was a top Twitter trend in Pakistan today. The results will have any desi in splits.

Earlier today, Twitter user @HaseenaAtomBum tweeted using the hashtag #BuzzFeedPakistan:

Basma

@HaseenaAtomBum

19 songs to stop dancing on after this wedding season. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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Basma

@HaseenaAtomBum

163 lawn designers to watch out for this summer. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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Within an hour, the hashtag was trending in Pakistan, with people all over the world contributing.

Pakistan Trends

@trendinaliaPK

284 users and 515 tweets (319 RTs) in 1 hour made #BuzzFeedPakistan a Trending Topic in Pakistan. #trndnl

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Pakistan Trends

@trendinaliaPK

114,513 people could have seen the hashtag #BuzzFeedPakistan since its 1st mention until it became a Trending Topic. #trndnl

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Trendsmap Karachi

@TrendsKarachi

#buzzfeedpakistan is now trending in #Karachi http://t.co/M8uPi7seBE

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Here are just a few of the funniest tweets from the trend:

1.

20 Ways Of Saving Yourself From Ammi's Jooti #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Maryam A. (@maryamful)

Maryam A.

@maryamful

20 Ways Of Saving Yourself From Ammi’s Jooti #BuzzFeedPakistan

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2.

10 Ways To Escape From Eid Namaz Un-hugged #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Imaan Sheikh (@SheikhImaan)

Imaan Sheikh

@SheikhImaan

10 Ways To Escape From Eid Namaz Un-hugged #BuzzFeedPakistan

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3.

25 different ways to pronounce "bhenchod" #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Usama (@UsamaHumayun)

Usama

@UsamaHumayun

25 different ways to pronounce “bhenchod” #BuzzFeedPakistan

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4.

9 Times Biting Down On An Elaichi In Your Food Has Made You Want To Flip The Table Over. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Basma (@HaseenaAtomBum)

Basma

@HaseenaAtomBum

9 Times Biting Down On An Elaichi In Your Food Has Made You Want To Flip The Table Over. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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5.

#BuzzFeedPakistan Which "Mera Sultan" Character Are You? #Quiz

— TeinTeesDus (@TeiNTeesDus)

TeinTeesDus

@TeiNTeesDus

#BuzzFeedPakistan Which “Mera Sultan” Character Are You? #Quiz

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6.

101 Conspiracy theories about Malala Yousafzai #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Baysharum. (@Baysharum)

Baysharum.

@Baysharum

101 Conspiracy theories about Malala Yousafzai #BuzzFeedPakistan

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7.

16 Coups Explained Through Muppet GIFs #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Rohan Joshi (@mojorojo)

Rohan Joshi

@mojorojo

16 Coups Explained Through Muppet GIFs #BuzzFeedPakistan

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8.

30 Compliments From Aunties That Are Actually Insults #buzzfeedpakistan

— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@pushinghoops)

Ayesha A. Siddiqi

@pushinghoops

30 Compliments From Aunties That Are Actually Insults #buzzfeedpakistan

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9.

250 Most Famous Chappal-Snatching Incidents at Jummah Prayers. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Bipolar Intellectual (@ZuhayrMerchant)

Bipolar Intellectual

@ZuhayrMerchant

250 Most Famous Chappal-Snatching Incidents at Jummah Prayers. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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10.

99 Situations Where Only "BC Kya Ukhaar Lega?" Is An Appropriate Response #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Imaan Sheikh (@SheikhImaan)

Imaan Sheikh

@SheikhImaan

99 Situations Where Only “BC Kya Ukhaar Lega?” Is An Appropriate Response #BuzzFeedPakistan

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11.

17 Ways to Answer the Question "Toh Shaadi Ka Kab Iradah Hai?" #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Aly (@Repatriated)

Aly

@Repatriated

17 Ways to Answer the Question “Toh Shaadi Ka Kab Iradah Hai?” #BuzzFeedPakistan

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12.

10 ways to differentiate a Lahori accent from a busted motorcycle silencer. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Fairies love Jiyalas (@Shahalism)

Fairies love Jiyalas

@Shahalism

10 ways to differentiate a Lahori accent from a busted motorcycle silencer. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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13.

#BuzzFeedPakistan Watch This Man Recreate Wedding Photos With His Beloved Qurbani Ka Janwar.

— TeinTeesDus (@TeiNTeesDus)

TeinTeesDus

@TeiNTeesDus

#BuzzFeedPakistan Watch This Man Recreate Wedding Photos With His Beloved Qurbani Ka Janwar.

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14.

17 ways to bargain at the sunday bazar. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Za Sta Plar Yam (@MyDixonCider)

Za Sta Plar Yam

@MyDixonCider

17 ways to bargain at the sunday bazar. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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15.

#BuzzFeedPakistan 17 Coconuts That Look Like Shahbaz Shareef

— TeinTeesDus (@TeiNTeesDus)

TeinTeesDus

@TeiNTeesDus

#BuzzFeedPakistan 17 Coconuts That Look Like Shahbaz Shareef

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16.

10 Ways to Leave the Room During a Condom Commercial. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— RizwanدیPehelwan (@RizwanPehelwan)

RizwanدیPehelwan

@RizwanPehelwan

10 Ways to Leave the Room During a Condom Commercial. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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17.

"538 Times Pakistani Girls Made Rumi Roll Over In His Grave." - Rumi #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Basma (@HaseenaAtomBum)

Basma

@HaseenaAtomBum

“538 Times Pakistani Girls Made Rumi Roll Over In His Grave.” - Rumi #BuzzFeedPakistan

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18.

How to Control Your Blood Pressure During a Pak vs. Ind Match #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Zarurat-e-Rishta (@KaalaChimkadar)

Zarurat-e-Rishta

@KaalaChimkadar

How to Control Your Blood Pressure During a Pak vs. Ind Match #BuzzFeedPakistan

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19.

Making A Round Roti: 5 Easy Steps #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Sara (@SaraIsmet_)

Sara

@SaraIsmet_

Making A Round Roti: 5 Easy Steps #BuzzFeedPakistan

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20.

100 ways to help you understand Shahid Afridi #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Zain Bin Imran (@ChocolateCharsi)

Zain Bin Imran

@ChocolateCharsi

100 ways to help you understand Shahid Afridi #BuzzFeedPakistan

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21.

0 ways to keep your Mobile safe in Karachi from Snatchers. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Faizee. (@Behooda_Tweets)

Faizee.

@Behooda_Tweets

0 ways to keep your Mobile safe in Karachi from Snatchers. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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22.

11 reasons why the Pakistan Cricket team is better than the Indian Cricket team. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Adil Mansoor (@adilmtipu)

Adil Mansoor

@adilmtipu

11 reasons why the Pakistan Cricket team is better than the Indian Cricket team. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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23.

9999 reasons why you shouldn't look a desi aunty in the eye #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Fatima Exam Hussain (@DjFaam)

Fatima Exam Hussain

@DjFaam

9999 reasons why you shouldn’t look a desi aunty in the eye #BuzzFeedPakistan

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24.

5 ways to access YouTube #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Shahab Siddiqi (@UncleFu)

Shahab Siddiqi

@UncleFu

5 ways to access YouTube #BuzzFeedPakistan

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25.

69 ways to avoid being a Haraami #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Fatima Exam Hussain (@DjFaam)

Fatima Exam Hussain

@DjFaam

69 ways to avoid being a Haraami #BuzzFeedPakistan

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26.

14 Dharnas You Won't Want To Miss In 2014. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Basma (@HaseenaAtomBum)

Basma

@HaseenaAtomBum

14 Dharnas You Won’t Want To Miss In 2014. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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27.

8 Masjids with only One Loudspeaker. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Asad (@asadaly_)

Asad

@asadaly_

8 Masjids with only One Loudspeaker. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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28.

18 Indian Restaurants To Never Step Foot In Because You're A Patriotic Pakistani. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Basma (@HaseenaAtomBum)

Basma

@HaseenaAtomBum

18 Indian Restaurants To Never Step Foot In Because You’re A Patriotic Pakistani. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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29.

One way to score 72 hoors instantly after death. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Mohibb. (@bay_CAR)

Mohibb.

@bay_CAR

One way to score 72 hoors instantly after death. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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30.

100 most creative fraaandship requests. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Ehtesham Hussain (@ehtesham300)

Ehtesham Hussain

@ehtesham300

100 most creative fraaandship requests. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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31.

#BuzzFeedPakistan The Cast of Ainak Wala Jinn, Where Are They Now?

— TeinTeesDus (@TeiNTeesDus)

TeinTeesDus

@TeiNTeesDus

#BuzzFeedPakistan The Cast of Ainak Wala Jinn, Where Are They Now?

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32.

35 Pakistan Idol contestants you need to see to boost your self esteem. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Fahaash Santa (@CharsiBhangi)

Fahaash Santa

@CharsiBhangi

35 Pakistan Idol contestants you need to see to boost your self esteem. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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33.

12 of the Longest Recorded Paan-Spit Distances #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Asad (@asadaly_)

Asad

@asadaly_

12 of the Longest Recorded Paan-Spit Distances #BuzzFeedPakistan

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34.

43 Most Haraami GIFS Of Aamir Liaquat For Any Situation #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Imaan Sheikh (@SheikhImaan)

Imaan Sheikh

@SheikhImaan

43 Most Haraami GIFS Of Aamir Liaquat For Any Situation #BuzzFeedPakistan

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35.

98467 ways to get Friendzoned by a Pakistani girl. #BuzzfeedPakistan

— Sarkhail Khan (@Sarkhail7Khan)

Sarkhail Khan

@Sarkhail7Khan

98467 ways to get Friendzoned by a Pakistani girl. #BuzzfeedPakistan

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36.

#BuzzFeedPakistan This Acoustic Version of Eye2Eye Will Change Your Life

— TeinTeesDus (@TeiNTeesDus)

TeinTeesDus

@TeiNTeesDus

#BuzzFeedPakistan This Acoustic Version of Eye2Eye Will Change Your Life

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37.

26 things you didn't know about Aamir Liaquat. #BuzzfeedPakistan

— Komal (@Komaliicious)

Komal

@Komaliicious

26 things you didn’t know about Aamir Liaquat. #BuzzfeedPakistan

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38.

17 Patriotic Kittens That Take Issue With the Way Pakistan is Portrayed in the Western Media #buzzfeedpakistan

— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman)

Josh Greenman

@joshgreenman

17 Patriotic Kittens That Take Issue With the Way Pakistan is Portrayed in the Western Media #buzzfeedpakistan

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39.

#buzzfeedpakistan Here are 786 cats reading the Quran.

— Khaver Siddiqi (@thekarachikid)

Khaver Siddiqi

@thekarachikid

#buzzfeedpakistan Here are 786 cats reading the Quran.

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40.

#BuzzFeedPakistan This "JI-TTP Without Beards" tumblr is hilarious

— TeinTeesDus (@TeiNTeesDus)

TeinTeesDus

@TeiNTeesDus

#BuzzFeedPakistan This “JI-TTP Without Beards” tumblr is hilarious

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41.

How to Lose a Rishta Aunty in 10 Days #buzzfeedpakistan

— Maria (@mariaccino)

Maria

@mariaccino

How to Lose a Rishta Aunty in 10 Days #buzzfeedpakistan

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42.

47 Things To Do During Load Shedding #buzzfeedpakistan

— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@pushinghoops)

Ayesha A. Siddiqi

@pushinghoops

47 Things To Do During Load Shedding #buzzfeedpakistan

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43.

Top 10 career for young Pakistanis - dermatologist, ophthalmologist, gynecologist, pediatrician... #buzzfeedpakistan

— Maria (@mariaccino)

Maria

@mariaccino

Top 10 career for young Pakistanis - dermatologist, ophthalmologist, gynecologist, pediatrician… #buzzfeedpakistan

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44.

25 Pressing Internal Issues Best Ignored By Constantly Talking About Kashmir #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Oculus (@daddy_san)

Oculus

@daddy_san

25 Pressing Internal Issues Best Ignored By Constantly Talking About Kashmir #BuzzFeedPakistan

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45.

35 Signs That Your Saas Secretly Hates You. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Zainab (@TandooriMurghi)

Zainab

@TandooriMurghi

35 Signs That Your Saas Secretly Hates You. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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46.

121 ways to get eyebrows like bushra ansari. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Bizarre. (@BabaAssfixerr)

Bizarre.

@BabaAssfixerr

121 ways to get eyebrows like bushra ansari. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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47.

786 Step Program To Completely Turn Yourself Into A Wahabi. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Basma (@HaseenaAtomBum)

Basma

@HaseenaAtomBum

786 Step Program To Completely Turn Yourself Into A Wahabi. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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48.

18 other Akmals who also can't catch. #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Xill-e-Ilahi (@XilleIlahi)

Xill-e-Ilahi

@XilleIlahi

18 other Akmals who also can’t catch. #BuzzFeedPakistan

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49.

1 way to woo a pakistani girl #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Baysharum. (@Baysharum)

Baysharum.

@Baysharum

1 way to woo a pakistani girl #BuzzFeedPakistan

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50.

15 Reasons You're Looking Kumzor Beta #buzzfeedpakistan

— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@pushinghoops)

Ayesha A. Siddiqi

@pushinghoops

15 Reasons You’re Looking Kumzor Beta #buzzfeedpakistan

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51.

7 Facebook statuses to keep Ammi Abbu happy #buzzfeedpakistan

— Maria (@mariaccino)

Maria

@mariaccino

7 Facebook statuses to keep Ammi Abbu happy #buzzfeedpakistan

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52.

30 Reasons Why Khaalas Are Better Than Phuppos #BuzzFeedPakistan

— Imaan Sheikh (@SheikhImaan)

Imaan Sheikh

@SheikhImaan

30 Reasons Why Khaalas Are Better Than Phuppos #BuzzFeedPakistan

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At the time of posting, the hashtag is still trending in Pakistan, with several tweets being posted every minute. Follow it live here.

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