
For what it's worth, the piece also threw other celebs under the bus. Here, they basically called Chloe Sevigny unattractive.

So being pale makes you defective?

..and dying your hair/having tattoos/being an all-around badass does too, for that matter?

Here they go attacking Eric Stonestreet's size as well.

So to recap, Yahoo thinks this is imperfect:

And this:

This too:

Oh and don't forget this:

Oh, and this too:
