For what it's worth, the piece also threw other celebs under the bus. Here, they basically called Chloe Sevigny unattractive.
So being pale makes you defective?
..and dying your hair/having tattoos/being an all-around badass does too, for that matter?
Here they go attacking Eric Stonestreet's size as well.
So to recap, Yahoo thinks this is imperfect:
And this:
This too:
Oh and don't forget this:
Oh, and this too:
