1.
Have a strong handshake.
3.
Bake all of the things.
4.
Make a seating chart of people so you don't forget their names.
5.
Jot down how people in your desk group take their tea for when you make a round.
6.
Learn how to change the toner in the photocopier.
7.
Do someone (anyone) favours – anything they ask – they'll see how great you are a lot quicker.
8.
Try to remember your boss's name.
9.
Don't get too drunk at the pub when everyone takes you out for your first day.
10.
Actually no, do get too drunk at the pub when everyone takes you out for your first day.
11.
Dress smart, but not like you're going to a wedding.
12.
Wear new socks or pants – something small that makes you feel professional and confident.
13.
Listen to people instead of immediately jumping in with your own ideas.
14.
Ask lots of questions!
15.
Try the commute a week before you start so you know exactly how long it will take.
16.
Be nice to the receptionist/office manager.
17.
Make friends with the people who make the place actually work.
18.
Show your personality – but not with black metal make-up.
19.
Go up to the biggest person in the room, and punch them in the face to show that you mean business.
20.
Just be yourself and remember how great you are. You've got this.
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