Response to Dear Men, Stop Shaving Your Pubes:
First, note that each of these dudes has relatively straight, soft body hair, i.e., no kinky chest fro; additionally, their body hair is relatively symmetrical and evenly distributed (not patchy, no solitary black-eyed nipples, and so forth). Not all of us have that good fortune! Indeed, some of us look a bit mangy at full-bloom, so I’m all for hygienic grooming.
- reedm3 "Grumpy Cat Speaks!"