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    18 Chelsea Handler Quotes For When You Need A Sassy Comeback

    Chelsea ~does~ what we wish we could.

    1. When you're not in the mood for anything, really.

    2. When you live by your own rules, which is all the time.

    3. When people are being annoying.

    4. When people are being stupid.

    5. When someone personally victimizes you with their annoying stupidity.

    6. When you're not getting a straight answer.

    7. When you're sprucing up the "skills" portion of your resumé.

    8. When people like your selfies more than your random artsy photos.

    9. When your friends start having kids.

    10. When you're at school or the bank or the doctor or anywhere important.

    11. When you're asked what you like to do in your spare time.

    12. When a friend tells you they're not drinking.

    13. When you share your interests.

    14. When people keep checking in at the gym but you're not about that lifestyle.

    15. When you put soda in a water cup.

    16. When your Facebook friends post 1,387 photos of their mediocre vacation.

    17. When people have the wrong impression of you.

    18. When all else fails...

    ...sometimes you just have to sip the tea.

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