1. Running priority #1: Looking.
2. Nice save.
3. There is a list of things wrong here.
4. Running priority #2: Look out for ghosts.
5. This is what happens when you gloat.
6. The universe sent that ball as if to say, "You're an idiot."
7. The first problem here is that the treadmill is TINY.
8. Running priority #3: No crumping.
9. Wall does it again.
10. But the road...it's...you're running on...just why?
11. Dog: "Ha ha, sabotage complete."
12. Sorry, buddy, just nope.
13. Did she even try to jump?
