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This Is What You Do On A Redneck Vacation

Live loud and prosper. CMT’s favorite family is back and hitting America’s highways for the road trip of a lifetime! The ALL-NEW season of My Big Redneck Vacation airs Saturdays at 9/8c, only on CMT.

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Mingle with the locals.

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Behold: a redneck youth engaged in a traditional warming ritual.

Enjoy one of their many fine water parks.

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"Six Flags" automatically becomes "the muddin' pit over yonder" about twenty miles into Alabama.

Go for an early morning soak.

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Rednecks know how to beat the heat.

Or partake in an energizing aerobics class.

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Didn't you know? The best way to open your heart chakra is by smashing a pick-up straight into it.

Spend some time on the dance floor.

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A redneck dance floor is a lot like quicksand: the more you struggle, the deeper you sink.

Experience the wildlife.

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WELCOME TO LOUISIANA, WHERE THE FISH ARE JUST REALLY EXCITED TO MEET YOU RIGHT NOW.

And let the wildlife experience you.

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We never forget the one that got away ;(

But take time to taste the local delicacies...

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Bobbin' fer pigs' feet. Bet you don't have that in New York City.

...prepared with state-of-the-art redneck ingenuity.

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Never -- never -- underestimate the untamed creativity of redneck engineering.

So, please, go hog wild.

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Literally.

And reach for the sky.

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Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.

But remember: everything in moderation.

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But only the stuff that isn't any fun.