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13 Signs You're A Sassy Grandma Stuck In A Twentysomething's Body

You might be a little sassy. But our Granny is one tart old broad. Pick up new REDD’S Green Apple Ale — it's brewed like a beer and tart like Granny Smith.

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1. You always speak your mind.


2. And you do not fear the consequences.

3. You've run out of &@©#$ to give at a very young age.

4. You focus on your own business, and you kindly ask that everyone else do the same.

5. But also everyone should listen to your advice because you're wise beyond your years.

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6. Nothing stops you from watching your stories.

7. You have definitely cut in line at the store, and you definitely feel #unapologetic about it.

8. You believe in comfort over class, but you also understand that comfort is class.

9. You're not afraid to tell a rowdy person to "SIT DOWN!"


10. But you defend your friends and family like a ferocious lioness.


11. You never roll without your hater blockers.

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"Mmmmmblockin' out all the haters."

12. You're suspicious of anyone who does you a favor.

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13. And you're in bed by 9 p.m. because:


"Here’s a thought: Be more tart and less sassy. You’ll thank me later."

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