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What Disney Princess Would You Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With ?


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Imagine this: The CDC has put out a mass warning for all citizens to stay inside or flee South as signs of a rare disease are spreading throughout the country. Side effects include the dead coming back to life and consuming human flesh. The zombie apocalypse is upon us, what princess do you want by your side?


Her location. Rapunzel is locked up high in a stone tower, so how would the zombies ever get inside? I suppose they could knock it over but in all the pictures I’ve seen of Rapunzel’s fortress, it looks very sturdy and able to withstand some pushing from weak- boned half dead creatures.

Drawbacks- Her bird friends can bring you nuts and berries but how long before you end up starving up in that tower because of lack of food?

Ranking: 3 out of 5 frying pans

Pocahontas / Via

Strengths- Pocahontas is a born hunter and gatherer. She can capture animals for protein and tell you which berries are poisonous. Also, she is used to outside dwellings so her shelter building skills will be impressive.

Drawbacks- I can absolutely see grandmother Willow getting into her head and convincing Pocahontas to ditch you. She’s used to roaming on her own and it will only be a matter of time before she discovers you’re just another mouth to feed and your pace is slowing her down.

Rating: 5 out of 5 Blue Corn Moons

Snow White / Via

Strengths- She’s great at playing dead and if the time came, I wholeheartedly believe she could convince the zombies to ignore her via her amazing acting skills. Also, she lives with seven men with short legs, all of whom you could easily outrun if the time came to make a break for it.

Drawbacks- Nine people are a lot of mouths to feed and Snow is quite the damsel in distress so you would really have to take the lead on the whole killing zombies thing.

Rating: 1 out of 5 Poison Apples



Strengths- Obviously, she could freeze a large number of zombies in 2 seconds or less and create a fortress of ice to keep you safe. Also, I’ve never seen zombies slip on ice before and it sounds hilarious.

Drawbacks- She’s moody and bossy and can you really see yourself living in the freezing cold for the rest of time? Also, she will always pick her sister over you if the time ever came where she had to choose.

Rating: 4 out of 5 Trolls

Mulan / Via

Strengths- She is a fierce warrior who could slice through zombies and protect you from any danger.

Drawbacks- She’s definitely a conflicted soul going through a bit of a gender crisis and comes from a complicated family. As much as she excels in fighting, do you really want to be stuck with all that family baggage and her constantly talking about how her mom is still disappointed in her?

Rating: 4 out of 5 Dark Sides of the Moon

Ariel / Via

Strengths- I don’t think zombies can swim? At least not very well, so living under the sea might be an advantage, that is, if Ariel can somehow convince a sea witch to grant you fins and gills. Also, there’s plenty of food and resources in the ocean and let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid?

Drawbacks- If she can’t turn you into a mermaid, you’re pretty much screwed and if you’re allergic to shellfish or hate sushi, you will definitely starve.

Rating: 2 out of 5 dinglehoppers

Honorable Mentions: Cinderella for her Fairy Godmother and Jasmine for her tiger

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