

Scientists at the University of Tubingen discovered the world's oldest sex toy after piecing together over a dozen fragments to create "a 30,000 year old ice age penis." Who needs fancy vibrating beads, spinning motors, and cutesy animal names when you can shove a piece of rock where the sun don't shine?
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