1.
When you look at your to-do list.
2.
When your Uncle Ron joins Twitter.
4.
When you spot a total hottie across the room.
5.
When your mom starts giving fashion advice.
6.
When you just want to take a nap.
7.
Maybe you just farted.
8.
When you're on a date with total loser.
9.
When you see your dad in a speedo.
10.
When you show up to a party.
11.
When you're feeling fly.
12.
When you've already heard this foolishness.
13.
When you've had just enough wine to be amazing.
14.
When you're served cheesecake and you totally shouldn't eat it.
15.
When it's time to apologize.
16.
When you don't trust a shady situation.
17.
When the party is over.
