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Holy Drinking Water! Sinners Beware!
Purified by reverse osmosis, and blessed by the clergy, Holy Drinking Water brand water is promoted as a multi-faith product. But SINNERS BEWARE: "If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations."
