Burger King's Flame

I tore open the Priority Mail envelope- and my first disappointment was the tiny size of the bottle of Burger King "Flame". I went up to my wife, and sprayed it on my outside palm. She said "What is that cheap cologne?". It didn't smell like a burger; it didn't smell like a whopper; it didn't even smell like a double cheeseburger with bacon. No hint of a meat smell...none...nada! No wonder the ad said- "No Refunds" on the Ricky's Halloween Web site- the exclusive sellers of "Flame