2.You're drawn to lists that are about being in your late 20's and loving wine
3.You born in 1987, 1986, or 1985
4.Someone asks you what you put in your cereal and you say "wine, please"
5.You went to High School in the early 2000s
6.You will *literally* die of dehydration because you will only drink wine and after surviving a crash landing on a deserted island with a fresh water spring because it's not a fresh Pinot spring
7.Lists of things that happened in the 90's remind you of your childhood!!
8.You've considered marrying wine
9.You'll be hitting your sixties around 2050
10.You've had sex with wine
11.You were not born in 1865
12.Your friends and family have said you have a problem with wine
13.Reading the word "wine" so many times as cause a crazing in your body so strong that you have tried to read this list so many times but could not continue because you had to get wine
14.You have friends that are married, you also have some that aren't!
15.Some of your friends have kids!
16.You live in a vineyard
17.You were not born in the year 2014
18.You have a strong connection to being called a "millennial" but have no connection to being called a "baby boomer" and you have contempt that another generation claimed "the greatest". World Wars are old news...
19.You killed for wine
20.And finally, you like wine and were born 27, 28, or 29 years ago