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Why Being A Knicks Fan Is Worse Than Getting Poison Ivy

Concrete jungle where dreams are destroyed.

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1. Never having draft picks.

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Feel you, Spike.

2. Because we trade picks for players like this.

Bargnani seemed like a good idea at the time?
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Bargnani seemed like a good idea at the time?

I mean, look at this.

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Former #1 pick y'all.

3. Or our pick just isn't high enough.

We coulda been somebody.
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We coulda been somebody.

4. On the rare occasion we DO have a draft pick, we await the lottery like this.

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5. But knowing we'll probably hate our pick anyway.

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6. Free agency isn't really our thing either.

Don't act like this wasn't your phone background in 2009.
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Don't act like this wasn't your phone background in 2009.

7. We're pretty bad at trades too.

This isn't the Curry we were hoping for.
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This isn't the Curry we were hoping for.

8. This is all your fault Isiah.

He keeps coming back into our lives.
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He keeps coming back into our lives.

9. Your fault too, Dolan.

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10. Our recent coaches have been.... um....

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PRETTY UNSUCCESSFUL.

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11. But hey at least they didn't quit via fax.

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12. And our team's defense is ~unparalleled~

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Good job Amar'e, good effort.

13. It's almost shameful to watch.

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14. But listening to this man every night makes it SO MUCH BETTER.

15. Knowing that this man...

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16. ....is on the verge of having one more championship than this man.

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17. And understanding the complete and utter agony of a finger roll.

Thanks to Hakeem The Dream Crusher.
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Thanks to Hakeem The Dream Crusher.

18. And the agony of a Tim Duncan.

1999 could've been something special.
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1999 could've been something special.

19. Never being able to enjoy Honey Nut Cheerios ever again.

20. But taking complete joy in this.

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21. Hey, we gotta keep hope alive somehow.

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22. Because we'll eventually be good, right?

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23. RIGHT???

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24. One day.

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