In case you missed it, USWNT midfielder Carli Lloyd scored this beautiful 50 yard goal to secure a hat trick in USA's 5-2 victory over Japan last night.
LOOK AT THIS WONDER GOAL FROM CARLI LLOYD! She has a hat trick in the first 15 minutes!!!!!! #USA is up 4-0!!!
Which was the FASTEST hat trick in World Cup history, mind you.
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But to get the full effect, you NEED to hear Telemundo's Andrés ¡GOOOOOL! Cantor call Carli's golazo.
What's more epic than Carli Lloyd's half-field wonderstrike? Carli Lloyd's half-field wonderstrike IN SPANISH.
That's 38 seconds of Cantor "GOOOOOOOOOL"-ing.
Bless you Andrés Cantor, and bless you Queen Carli Lloyd.
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