Silvia in Los Hombres de Paco, a Spanish TV soap. It. Was. Traumatizing. It was basically an entire episode of watching her slowly bleed to death…on her WEDDING DAY…in her WIFE’S ARMS. I was so distraught i couldnt go to class that day. I just stayed in bed and sobbed.

Majority of lesbian porn is made for the male gaze making it cringe-worthy and unrealistic. I mean those long ass fingernails? *wince* As for gay porn, well the ones that show men go at it with no lube or prep whatsoever are presenting a really unrealistic portrayal of how anal sex works. You cannot just go at it, you need prep and you definitely need lube.

Frollo is one of the creepiest Disney villains ever. He gives off such a rape-y vibe and even as a kid he gave me the creeps and made me feel hella uncomfortable.

The double standard between the straight and gay intimate scenes. The stupid A reveal before the time jump which made me quit watching. Actually all the A reveals that turn out not to be the “Big A” or whatever. They did this just to drag the show out. It became unwatchable by season and I only managed to cling on for another 2 seasons before quitting. Allison in general - what a bitch. The girls not getting the hell out of dodge because seriously, I would just leave. Leave and leave the madness behind. I can’t believe this show is still on. It’s ridiculous.

Hell. YES!!!

The. Entire. Fox. And. The. Hound. Story. *sobs*

I hate this new comment layout of Buzzfeed. It keeps cutting off my damn comments. Why fix something that wasn’t broken, Buzzfeed? The old comment section worked just fine

I applied to jobs online and also old schooled it via the newspaper classifieds. Basically I went through so many job interviews I started being able to pick out patterns of what the interviewer wanted. I also attended job fairs around town. It helped that I wasn’t picky - to supplement my income I did a bunch of part time jobs as I was looking for a full time job

My mom never gave me the sex talk. It’s just not how we rolled. Thank god for international schooling where they had more wiggle room to give us a comprehensive and surprisingly non-heteronormative sex ed. And just like one of the stories above, I filled in the rest of the blanks via fanfiction. Thank you fanfiction, writers!

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride. So underrated. So brilliant. The soundtrack alone is worth watching the movie for.

You know what I LOVE from the UK? Drumstick lollies and Fruit Salads chewies. They. Are. DELICIOUS. In Japan I love those candies that you can play with and make into burgers and stuff. It’s fun and edible! Then of course there are the Pop Rocks. Where are they from officially? The States? Idk but man are they gooooood.

Two words: Morning. Breath. Apparently it’s non existent in movies and TV considering how many morning sex scenes there are.

*rolls eyes* Enough with that damn piece of wood already! YES, they could have fit. NO, they would not have been able to stay afloat. It’s a bloody piece of wood not a modern day flotation device! As for trying only one time, they were in FREEZING water

It’s the morning after scenes that get my goat. The couple just wake with perfectly coiffed hair, no sleep grit in their eyes, flawless makeup on the woman and then they KISS. Have they not heard about morning breath?!?! It’s foul. Okay fine, a quick closed mouth peck seems normal but the open mouth, tongues and everything? No. No way. Totally unrealistic. MORNING BREATH, people. You could probably kill someone just by breathing on them in the morning.

#28 and #35 gave me the most intense flashbacks.

WTH, Buzzfeed? You cut off my beautiful rant about my precious non-Disney movies! Rude. Uh, I’m just going to make a list now:
- Anastasia
- Balto
- The Land Before Time franchise
- How to Train Your Dragon
- Quest for Camelot
- The Prince of Egypt
- The Swan Princess
- Fern Gully

I LOVE The Swan Princess. The music is simply gorgeous. Then of course there are the Studio Ghibli films - my favorites are Ponyo, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbor Totoro and Spirited Away. Anastasia’s a given

I…am never eating carrots or Campbell’s beef soup ever again. WTF people?!?!?!?

Can’t we just be happy that someone brave, selfless and determined has received worldwide recognition through this film for their heroics? Why does race and color get thrown into every discussion nowadays? These people portrayed in the film did a selfless, kind thing - they saved as many Jews as they could, putting their lives and the lives of their family and friends on the line in the process. The film was beautifully directed and the actors did a wonderful job portraying their characters. There was no over-the-top exaggeration of their heroic deeds and the scenes and characters were done in a rather realistic manner. It’s hard to make a film about the Holocaust in general and frankly, I don’t think the survivors or families of the survivors want a brutal, gritty, ugly retelling of the hell they went through played on the big screen. Living through it once was more than enough. They don’t need to suffer and relive the pain and horror through the big screens. I’m not saying these narratives and accounts should be dismissed, they shouldn’t; but these mediums are for a selective audience not mass consumption. Not only will such films stir up incredibly painful memories but brutal, harsh movies about some of the most horrific periods in human history just don’t sell well from a business standpoint. I’ve read some of these narratives, for school, for personal consumption and in book form, it’s already hard to swallow, hard to comprehend. I personally know that I don’t want to see an accurate retelling of such horror played out on the big screen.

I agree about Oliver. He’s just DROWNING in his own angst and he outbroods Angel from Buffy which is quite a feat. I quit watching Arrow because I just couldn’t watch anymore of his broody, moody, pouty angst-ridden ridiculousness. On the other hand, I love Meredith Grey. I love that she’s not bright and bubbly but dark and cloudy. She’s a realistic and relatable character - she’s been through so much and has a realist if sometimes cynical view of the world. It makes her real.

*blinks*

#3 ad #4. Honestly, it’s like it’s torturing me on purpose. Like it can smell clean sweats and sheets and thinks, ‘Great! Lemme stain the hell out of these freshly laundered sweats and sheets!’ I bet I could wear a diaper and it would find a way to leak out of it and stain my sweats and sheets too. Siiiiiigh….

I love the Sister Suffragette song from Mary Poppins! Favorite line: “Though we adore men individually; we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.” Quite a bold lyric for that time period but yay, go Winifred!

You got: Honolulu!
In 10 years’ time, you’ll settle down in Honolulu. You’ll lap up a bit of paradise every single day and live a pretty relaxed life by the beach. Pass. Sorry. I’m not a beach/summer/heat person. Also, all of the furniture options look uncomfortable AF. I’m all about the comfort. Give me an overstuffed couch with weird lumps here and there.

You got 7 out of 9 right!
You got away with it! You’re a master of deception. You kept your story straight and get to keep $50,000. Just don’t go on a shopping spree. That might look a lil’ suspicious, you know?

I just came to say that I saw it in theaters and I was enchanted. Also, I legit burst into tears when the ballroom scene accompanied with Tale As Old Time came on. Just tears streaming down my face. God it was one of my most profound cinematic experiences of my life.

You know you’re getting old when you wake up in the morning and slowly roll out of bed only to hear all your joints and bones snap, crackle, and pop. I swear there are days when I wake up and attempt to stretch and I hear this insanely loud pop and I freeze up because I think I just threw something out of whack and am about to be hit with a boatload of pain.

5/16. I have never in my life heard of “put the cat among the pigeons” or “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”.

Yeah, you tell ‘em, Adele! Seriously, as long as people are not stampeding over each other, there’s no harm in standing up and dancing. It’s one of the things that really irritates me in some concert venues in some countries. The staff and security can be so inflexible.

Aww I’m sad Mr. Deeds got only 1%. I’m really fond of that movie. That and my other favorites are Bedtime Stories (where is it btw?!?!), The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates and Waterboy.

Pho and kimchi have long long histories in Vietnamese and Korean cuisine; they are NOT trends.

You got: Pizza parlor
Pizza is your passion. You and your family will open up a top-of-the-line pizza parlor with customers lined up down the block. Ooh but I’d eat all the pizza and then have nothing to serve! Lol.

You Got: You’re single but that’s not because there’s anything wrong with you
Simply put: You’re awesome. You’re smart, independent, relatively drama-free, have great communication skills, and you’re putting yourself out there. But the problem with dating is that even if you’re doing everything right, a relationship can still elude you. Bummer, right? But just keep being your awesome self and the right person is sure to take notice, sooner or later. Be patient! And try some pizza in the meantime. Nah, I’m just not interested.