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5 Types Of Girls You Will Date In College

Collecting names of the lovers that went wrong.

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1. The Perfect Storm


This girl is your first crush. She represents everything you’ve always wanted. She looks so perfect standing there, with that red lip classic thing that you like, rocking that tight skirt outfit like no one else could. Her smile makes you feel like it’s meant just for you, like your existence would be justified if you managed to be at the receiving end of one of those smiles. Being in the same room as her lights up your entire day. But she’s the one you shouldn't ever get to know. Because when you do, you realise that she isn’t that perfect at all.

2. The Inspiration


This girl is your first serious relationship. She’s the one you choose to ask out, because you think you might actually end up with her at some point. And that’s because she makes you want to be a better person. She has all these ideals, and ambitions and goals, and you pretend like you have them too, just so she would fall for you. She’s a pusher, this one is, and you need to be constantly on your toes around her. Because if you don’t run fast enough for her, she’ll run away and never look back.

3. The Hipster


This girl is your one night stand, or at the most, she’s a phase. We all go through that stage in our lives when all we want to do is travel the world, smoke weed and listen to indie bands of the ‘50s. And she’s the one who tells you it’s okay to do so. You have deep meaningful conversations with her about everything and nothing, arguments about Norman Bates’ psychosis, discussions about whether Dexter is actually a messiah. You share something with her that’s only yours to share, and it’s a comfortable place to be in. Until you realise that you can’t spend the rest of your life this way. It’s her vs the world, and the world wins every single time.

4. The Stanley Kowalski


This girl is your biggest mistake. She's very often the one you hook up with right after a bad breakup or when you're generally feeling down. Basically, she's a bottle of the finest wine and you're Cersei Lannister on a dry spell. She has this electric aura and you see sparks fly every time you set eyes on her. She's the one who makes you feel alive, who makes you feel like you could be someone. And you know that she's a player, but you just can't get enough. That is, until she pulls a Samantha and tells you that she's in love with 641 people. But don't worry, give your heart a break because apparently you're the most special.

5. The Soul Sister


This girl is your sister-from-another-mother. She is the ham to your cheese, the peanut butter to your jelly, and you open up to her like you've never done before. You share everything with this girl - your secrets, your deepest fears and concerns, and she's always there for you. She's the only one who knows what you wore on your first day to school, who your sister's dating and when you're feeling down, without you ever having to say a word. Time together is just never quite enough and yet, you don't feel anything for her even though you wish you did. She's the one you ought to fall in love with. Instead, she ends up being the one who got away.

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