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11 Things You Should Stop Saying To People Who Can't Ride A Bike

"Once you learn, you will never forget."

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1. "Wait, you NEVER learned how?"

No. I totally learned how and just forgot. OF COURSE I NEVER LEARNED HOW. IF I HAD, I COULD RIDE A BIKE.
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No. I totally learned how and just forgot. OF COURSE I NEVER LEARNED HOW. IF I HAD, I COULD RIDE A BIKE.

2. "What?! You never had a bike when you were a kid?"

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No. I couldn't be trusted with a bike.

3. "Your parents never tried to teach you?"

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What makes you think my parents know how to ride a bike? :(

4. "Not even with training wheels?"

Why don't you believe me?!
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Why don't you believe me?!

5. "But weren't you sad when you saw your friends biking and all you could do was watch?"

No. I was a very patient child.
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No. I was a very patient child.

6. "Don't you want to learn now?"

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Don't you want to learn how to leave me alone?

7. "It's hard to explain. You just have to climb on and start pedaling."

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Jeez, how did I not think of that before?

8. "Believe me. If you try it once, you'll get the hang of it."

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Great.

9. "Falling is totally normal! You just have to get up and keep going."

Very encouraging.
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Very encouraging.

10. "Once you learn how, you never forget how to ride a bike."

Looks like I'm halfway there then.
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Looks like I'm halfway there then.

11. "What about an exercise bike? Hahaha!"

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