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The 10 Stages Of Hunger When You're Home And There's Nothing To Eat

Stage 3: Despair sets in.

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1. It happens to the best of us: one minute you're home, minding your own damn business, and the next minute, you realize there's nothing to eat.

Flashback to that grocery run you didn't make last night.
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Flashback to that grocery run you didn't make last night.

2. Phase II: You start to realize the gravity of your situation.

The fridge is empty. The cupboards are empty. You start to feel like a very poor country mouse.
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The fridge is empty. The cupboards are empty. You start to feel like a very poor country mouse.

3. Then comes despair.

You know how easily this situation could have been avoided, and yet here you are.
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You know how easily this situation could have been avoided, and yet here you are.

4. You consider the increasingly likely scenario that you just...won't eat.

An unprecedented occurrence.
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An unprecedented occurrence.

5. You start to get a little dizzy.

Less so from the hunger, more just from the existential panic.
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Less so from the hunger, more just from the existential panic.

6. Extreme measures are considered.

Time to be resourceful AF.
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Time to be resourceful AF.

7. You think back to all the times you had food around, and you didn't even fully appreciate it.

Times were good back then.
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Times were good back then.

8. You entertain the thought of getting delivery, but then check your bank account.

It's just not an option.
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It's just not an option.

9. Finally, through an act of sheer will and creativity, you manage to pull something together that vaguely resembles a meal.

At least it's edible.
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At least it's edible.

10. And maybe even try to class it up a bit, just to preserve your dignity.

Bon appétit, we guess?
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Bon appétit, we guess?

This post was translated from Portuguese.

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