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14 Thoughts You Had During Your First Month At The Gym

I hope that, some day, my body stops hurting.

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1. I'm sure of it — these jacked-up gym rats all judge chubby little folks like me.

I'm just gonna pretend like I know what I'm doing and that everything is all right.
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I'm just gonna pretend like I know what I'm doing and that everything is all right.

2. I'm lifting less than that little old lady over there... is that really bad news for me?

One day, I too will get there... I hope.

3. Is there any chance I just look like I'm feeling a little sick today?

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4. I hope no one is counting my reps.

TBH I don't think I could do them all even with a gun to my head.
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TBH I don't think I could do them all even with a gun to my head.

5. I guess there's no problem if I "owe" one or two reps to the weights, right?

Nobody's gonna notice that at all.
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Nobody's gonna notice that at all.

6. It's a bit embarrassing seeing everybody running while the most I can manage is a brisk trot.

7. Okay, I'm gonna try upping the pace, like this guy next to me.

8. Shit shit shit shit shit TERRIBLE idea.

9. Hey, maybe, one day, I'll be on the same level as that ripped guy over there.

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He makes it look so easy.

10. Is someone really gonna call me out if I forget to wipe down the equipment?

11. I just don't get these people who are able to exercise and carry out a conversation at the same time.

It's revolting. I can hardly breathe and these guys are chatting away, no prob at all.
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It's revolting. I can hardly breathe and these guys are chatting away, no prob at all.

12. I just want to be healthier, not look like Schwarzenegger.

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He may have been Mr. Universe at age 20, but I just want to stop being labeled as "sedentary."

13. I've barely finished two days of class and I already feel like I can take over the world.

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Hellooooo, gorgeous!

14. I hope that, some day, my body stops hurting.

Alright muscles, I get it already, you exist.
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Alright muscles, I get it already, you exist.

This post was translated from Portuguese.

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