1. You try to study. You really do. But every time you sit down with your textbook, the same thing happens...
2. Sometimes you can't even make it to the bed.
3. Your friends know what happens as soon as you get in a car.
4. You're not always one for socializing.
5. Domestic tasks feel like punishment.
6. And this is how you react when there are dishes to wash.
7. Lucky for you, you're not picky about where you like to take your naps.
9. And more than once, you have woken up in a strange place with no recollection of how you got there in the first place.
10. If you really think about it, sleeping is a responsibility, too. And you excel at it.
11. You may not be rich, but your napping talent has made you the envy of all your friends (and enemies, frenemies, strangers admiring your ability to fall fast asleep on the train, etc.).
12. And, of course, there's the question you've been asked a million times: "How do you do it?!"
This post was translated from Portuguese.