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Are You A Bad Party Guest?

Oh! You forgot to bring a present... again.

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  1. Check everything you've done,<br />or do, when you go to a party:
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    Complain that you were invited too early, and it's too far away to schedule.
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    Complain that you were invited too last-minute, and have other plans.
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    Arrive early, while the hosts are still getting ready.
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    Wear an outfit that outshines the hosts of the party.
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    Not bother with your outfit at all, and show up looking like a bum.
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    Don't bring a present.
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    Don't bring a present and say you'll bring one later (and don't).
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    Arrive and only talk to the people you know.
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    Arrive and don't talk to anyone.
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    Bring people with you without asking the hosts.
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    And then they cause a commotion at the party.
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    Arrive late for a surprise party.
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    Crash a party and sneak around hoping not to get noticed.
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    Crash a party and not care if you get noticed.
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    Crack into dessert before it's served.
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    Swipe a finger of frosting from the cake.
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    Abruptly end a conversation because food is being served.
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    Grab more than one hors d'oeuvre from a passing tray.
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    Complain about the music.
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    Complain about the drinks.
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    Bribe the waiters so they'll bring the trays of hors d'oeuvres your way before anyone else.
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    Finish a roll of toilet paper without telling anyone.
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    Try to make an appearance in every photo being taken.
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    Then make a face or act like an idiot in all of them.
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    And act like an idiot even when your photo isn't being taken.
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    Bring up controversial topics just to start shit.
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    Leave before it's time to.
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    Leave without telling anyone (aka. "ghosting").
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    Take something with you as you go as a "souvenir."
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    Take a piece of dessert with you for someone who couldn't make it.
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    Add "you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too!" to the end of the happy birthday song.
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    Harmonize with everyone at the end of the happy birthday song.
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    Make a take-out plate of food to eat later
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    Grab a beer "for the road."
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    Stay until the the very end of the party when all the drinks run out.

This post was translated from Portuguese.

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