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    Posted on Sep 16, 2014

    This Tumblr Shows You What It'd Be Like If Classic Paintings Could Text And It's Awesome

    If Paintings Could Text will make you laugh, and feel educated artistically at the same time.

    1. Marriage à-la-mode: 2. The Tête à Tête by William Hogarth, 1743

    Via ifpaintingscouldtext.tumblr.com

    These bougie Brits couldn't hold their liquor way before Yeezus couldn't hold his liquor.

    2. The Lovers by Rene Magritte, 1928

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    It's too easy. *Desperately tries to avoid 50 Shades of Grey joke"

    3. Danaë with Eros by Titian, 1544

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    "My feelings are as existent as my clothes."

    4. Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette by Vincent van Gogh, c. 1886

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    You're so skinny these days. You need to eat more. Here, smoke this.

    5. Odalisque by Francois Boucher, 1745

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    Feed me like one of your french girls! #relationshipgoals

    6. Composition vii by Wassily Kandinsky, 1913

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    If you're seeing stuff like this, highlighters are the least of your worries.

    7. Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci, c. 1517

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    Mona Lisa is an artistic achievement in perspective, modeling, and composition. But she's also had it with your sh*t.

    8. Drinking Bacchus by Guido Reni, c. 1623

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    Why, yes it is. Just like vodka is an antidepressant and wine is a painkiller. All natural, too!

    9. American Gothic by Grant Wood, 1930

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    Home Depot: Crushing our hopes and dreams since 1978.

    10. The Weeping Woman by Pablo Picasso, 1937

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    What a great way to feel better about yourself than watching Beyonce do everything you want to do better than you ever could?

    11. Summertime by Edward Hopper, 1943

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    This is why you should learn how to say "I was just staying with a friend" and "Don't look at me" in several languages.

    12. Fleur de Lis by Robert Reid, c. 1895-1900

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    If you need to contact me, though, you can call my assistant at 1-800-BYE-FELICIA.

    There's much more elegant debauchery where that came from. Check out the blog here!

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