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This Tumblr Shows You What It'd Be Like If Classic Paintings Could Text And It's Awesome

If Paintings Could Text will make you laugh, and feel educated artistically at the same time.

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1. Marriage à-la-mode: 2. The Tête à Tête by William Hogarth, 1743

These bougie Brits couldn't hold their liquor way before Yeezus couldn't hold his liquor.
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These bougie Brits couldn't hold their liquor way before Yeezus couldn't hold his liquor.

2. The Lovers by Rene Magritte, 1928

It's too easy. *Desperately tries to avoid 50 Shades of Grey joke"
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It's too easy. *Desperately tries to avoid 50 Shades of Grey joke"

3. Danaë with Eros by Titian, 1544

"My feelings are as existent as my clothes."
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"My feelings are as existent as my clothes."

4. Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette by Vincent van Gogh, c. 1886

You're so skinny these days. You need to eat more. Here, smoke this.
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You're so skinny these days. You need to eat more. Here, smoke this.

5. Odalisque by Francois Boucher, 1745

Feed me like one of your french girls! #relationshipgoals
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Feed me like one of your french girls! #relationshipgoals

6. Composition vii by Wassily Kandinsky, 1913

If you're seeing stuff like this, highlighters are the least of your worries.
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If you're seeing stuff like this, highlighters are the least of your worries.

7. Mona Lisa by Leonardo da Vinci, c. 1517

Mona Lisa is an artistic achievement in perspective, modeling, and composition. But she's also had it with your sh*t.
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Mona Lisa is an artistic achievement in perspective, modeling, and composition. But she's also had it with your sh*t.

8. Drinking Bacchus by Guido Reni, c. 1623

Why, yes it is. Just like vodka is an antidepressant and wine is a painkiller. All natural, too!
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Why, yes it is. Just like vodka is an antidepressant and wine is a painkiller. All natural, too!

9. American Gothic by Grant Wood, 1930

Home Depot: Crushing our hopes and dreams since 1978.
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Home Depot: Crushing our hopes and dreams since 1978.

10. The Weeping Woman by Pablo Picasso, 1937

What a great way to feel better about yourself than watching Beyonce do everything you want to do better than you ever could?
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What a great way to feel better about yourself than watching Beyonce do everything you want to do better than you ever could?

11. Summertime by Edward Hopper, 1943

This is why you should learn how to say "I was just staying with a friend" and "Don't look at me" in several languages.
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This is why you should learn how to say "I was just staying with a friend" and "Don't look at me" in several languages.

12. Fleur de Lis by Robert Reid, c. 1895-1900

If you need to contact me, though, you can call my assistant at 1-800-BYE-FELICIA.
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If you need to contact me, though, you can call my assistant at 1-800-BYE-FELICIA.

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