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At least I certainly hope they are.

Pretty sure the person was joking about the Android phone in #12.

I always wonder how people this sensitive are able to function in life.

Or elevator. That one pisses me off so much!

I never thought I’d have to tell my 9-year-old son to stop tea-bagging his older brother, but here we are. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Thanks, this is just what my anxiety needed.

My younger son is 9, and this is word-for-word a text he got from his girlfriend this weekend: Her: “Hey, I was wondering if you want to make a handshake. I mean it has been a long time and we have almost been together for a year.” Him: “ok I could for sure I will make a handshake… Read More

That’s my son in #18 :)

Indiana Jones was my first crush when I was around 7 years old. I’m 41 now and Indy still does it for me!

"A cough is not usually the sign of a terminal illness." Ah yes, but you forgot that they always cough into a hankie and then look at it and see blood. THAT’S how you know they’re dying.