Not everyone can boast 9 and 3/4.
That's when good neighbours become absolutely ridiculous.
The One Where You Had No Clue
You'll have to...I don't...what are you talking about?
When the going gets tough, the lazy eat Doritos.
Ever wondered what goes on in those feathery heads? Now we know.
We're not impressed.
Why call it a handkerchief when you could call it a snot parachute?
Unagi is actually this amazing pop-up café near Hoxton...
This is going to be tense. Bumroll, please.
In a way, Jedward are two of the greatest philosophers of our time. But can you tell the difference between their quotes and those of actual, proper philosophers of days gone by?
Oh, Comic Sans, you merciless bastard.
House prices in London are becoming farcical. Never mind how this is affecting the humans that live in the city; I asked some pigeons what they make of it all.
Ever thought UKIP's leader reminded you of something, but couldn't put your finger on it? Now we know. Now we know.
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