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    Sleep Talkin' Man

    Your Partner Talks While He Sleeps. A Lot. So What Do You Do? Start A Blog To Record His Bizarre & Often Hilarious Sleep Chatter, Of Course! (*Be Warned That Many Of These Recordings Contain R-Rated Language Which May Be Offensive To Some Non-BuzzFeeders).

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    by rainbowcrab

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    Karen's Blog, Sleep Talkin' Man records her husband Adams' 'Dead-Of-Night Musings'. A recent entry (one of my favourites) is: "Here's what we do: We wrestle back control from the pirate gerbils, and the seas will be ours! That's right, you nasty little sea fluffies… Shit, they're stashing the treasure in their cheeks! Come on! Time for some plundering!" Sea Fluffies!!! You Could Spend Hours Listening To These Recordings!

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