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Posted on Apr 21, 2017

This Poll Will Reveal Once And For All Whether You Prefer Food Or Sex

Humanity's toughest call.

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    Never be able to masturbate again.
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    Never be able to eat pizza again.
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    Only be able to have sex with your clothes on.
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    Only be able to eat naked.
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    Only be able to eat foods that you sort of like.
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    Only be able to have sex with people you barely find attractive.
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    Never get laid again (but masturbation is okay).
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    Never eat again (and get all necessary nutrients from a tasteless liquid).
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    Have an 8-hour sex marathon with any person and as many people as you want, without ever getting tired.
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    Have an 8-hour food marathon with absolutely everything you want, without ever getting full or feeling sick.
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    Eat the most delicious foods in the world, but never be able to swallow, just chew.
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    Have the best sex in the world, but never be able to come.
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    Eat a little piece of every person you have sex with afterwards (but they taste good).
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    Have a little bit of sex with all your food before eating it (but you don't need to finish).
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    Have sex with the hottest person in the world, but they reek of strong cheese.
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    Eat the most delicious food in the world, but it smells faintly like sex.
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    Have sex in the filthiest bathroom on the planet.
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    Have lunch in the filthiest bathroom on the planet.
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    Get oral sex whenever you please from the celebrity of your choice.
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    Have your favorite food, whenever you want, for free, for the rest of your life.

This post was translated from Portuguese.

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