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12 Thoughts Your Dog Has Definitely Had

"Really not a fan of when he goes around talking like me."

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1. "It's already been FIVE MINUTES since he left, I just can't take THIS MUCH LONELINESS."

"I think he may have DIED".
Via Twitter: @karolneryc

"I think he may have DIED".

2. "I'd like to see how he handles eating the same damn food EVERY FRIGGIN' DAY."

"What are you looking at? This coconut is mine! What do you expect? All you feed me is dry, flavorless little pellets."
Via Twitter: @lhayys_

"What are you looking at? This coconut is mine! What do you expect? All you feed me is dry, flavorless little pellets."

3. "He must be crazy. He keeps putting his feet on these tasty treats he leaves on the floor for me."

"GET YOUR FEET OFF MY TOYS!!!"
Via Twitter: @thiagomatheus

"GET YOUR FEET OFF MY TOYS!!!"

4. "I don't care. I'm going to tear up all of his shit because I know he's going to think it's cute."

"See? Look, he's getting his camera."
Via Twitter: @LuizHDias

"See? Look, he's getting his camera."

5. "And I thought he'd never fall for my trick of making my patented sad face again..."

"Hahahahaha... it works every time, and he still thinks he's smarter than me!"
Via Twitter: @lmourabr

"Hahahahaha... it works every time, and he still thinks he's smarter than me!"

6. "Could it be that she likes me as much as I like her?"

"I think so!"
Via Twitter: @addictioncami

"I think so!"

7. "Why are they laughing at me? I'm walking this fast because I'm really LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT."

"I only have FIFTEEN MINUTES to make it to the park. I CANNOT miss it."
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"I only have FIFTEEN MINUTES to make it to the park. I CANNOT miss it."

8. "Why is she always trying to make me look at that little rectangle thing she's always holding? I. DON'T. WANT. TO. LOOK! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR RECTANGLE."

"What is it with humans and their rectangles?"
Via Twitter: @qwlqw

"What is it with humans and their rectangles?"

9. "That thing where he goes around talking like me is irritating..."

"That's not what my voice sounds like."
Via Twitter: @annajumoraes

"That's not what my voice sounds like."

10. "I know she doesn't seem to like this, but it DOES make her pay attention to me."

"What? You think I WANT to be chewing on underwear?"
Via Twitter: @ropedrozo

"What? You think I WANT to be chewing on underwear?"

11. "Wait a minute, if he's my dad, why does he walk on just two feet, and why isn't he furry?"

"Am I doing things wrong? Is this better?"
Via Twitter: @danisdahmer

"Am I doing things wrong? Is this better?"

12. "MY GOD, SHE'S THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD."

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Via Twitter: @PauloPianetti

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