Here at The University of Michigan, our official mascot is the wolverine.
This kind of wolverine.
Despite its soft and cuddly appearance, these creatures are 100% badass.
You know what doesn't do our wolverine justice? These.
Or this sad, sad creature.
Or the ugliest of them all, this hideous giant-headed mutant.
Sure, it is fun to watch when mascot fights break out.
But do we need one of these sad, hand-sewn beasts?
We don’t need steroids either.
So we’ll keep our badass wolverine, and everyone else can keep their giant costumed…things.
Although if Hugh Jackman wanted to come to a Michigan game in costume, we’d always say yes.
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